No, but would you like to add your dog to our dog photo album?

A bench dog is a tool a craftsman uses to hold their masterpiece in place on a work bench. An architect is what your uncle wanted to be when he grew up, but became a lawyer instead. Smart choice?

Hopefully yours! Seriously, can we help you with your project?

We’d love too! Costs money tho’. See our gofundme page. Interested in being an extra?

Next question?

Yes. It’s “designing at the intersection of collaboration and fun" because who doesn't like to do both at the same time?

Larger than life! How can we make your life large too?

The ability to use our initiative, thinking and reasoning, excellent verbal communication skills, and able to be thorough and pay attention to detail. (Is it obvious we used ChatGPT for the aforementioned response?)

Right now we’re in a great Hudson Pacific Properties building in Pioneer Square.  We welcome visitors any time.  Would you like to see our collection of office coffee makers?

Bench Dog Architects is just like your Aunt Betty. She baked you cookies, delivered them with a smile, and gave you a big hug. No ego, just good wholesome architecture. And weren't they the best dang cookies you’ve ever had?